american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

lissygudiya:

darkarcherprince:

lissygudiya:

darkarcherprince:

elsa-anyone:

meladoodle:

fallingpandas:

meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
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what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

That my friend is a clam

Only an oyster could be this seductive. Dead or alive

And romantic. XD

Only you would think so…

I am currently imagining a pair of romantic oysters seducing each other by French kissing. Wildlife in the water is so awesome.

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girls plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

kanyewesticle:

I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

avengersonna:

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

Damn it Miley

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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