when he licks his lips seductively
what the fuck is that thing?
my boyfriend :)
That my friend is a clam
And romantic. XD
Only you would think so…
I am currently imagining a pair of romantic oysters seducing each other by French kissing. Wildlife in the water is so awesome.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power
*girls plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died